Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
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whyevenbother 0
he was right.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.
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Comments (70)
DameGreyWulf 1
Laser pointers and cats will never cease to entertain.
1m_b0r3d 0
you just made my day, thank you :)
Mr_Eated 0
So, your husband woke you up by teasing the pussy...
prttyyngthng 0
#14 FTW!!!!!!
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
OHMYGOD! EPIC!WIN!
stain33319 0
NICE! love it. have done the same thing myself . only my cat has claws and i didn't want my wife to be missing an eye . so I went for the boobs . and still laugh when I picture her face will waking up!!!
missmasturah 0
So it's alright if your wife was missing a nipple?
lolwatlol 0
It's a cat, not a tiger.
Hermyoni 0
My husband would so do this thankfully we don't have a cat who he teases with the laser pointer.
iFruit 0
I love cats :D
turtlebun777 0
my husband has done that to me too!
Ariel881 0
Cats actually don't attack people or even other cats when the laser light is shining on them. They'll only attack inanimate objects.
HiFuMi_fml 0
Huh? Do you even have a cat? Cats will attack whatever the hell they feel like. Not every cat is the same.
Ariel881 0
Yup, have one and they don't touch the light if it's on people or other animals. My friends and I try this all the time.
LAXer9393 0
just because your cat doesn't, doesn't mean other cats wont. not all animals are the same, genius.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aww isn't that the cutest thing when they play with the laser? :)
mysuckishlife 0
YDI for having a cat, crazy old bitch
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i lol'd.
Witchcraft_fml 5
You're an idiot.