Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex89 28
Boys like that always need someone to blame. They never seem to grasp that it's their own dumbass fault... Sorry you had to go through that. Bad situation all around.
nickie_94 18
Delete his number and ignore his existence. He shouldn't have been cheating in the first place
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MegasaurusRex89 28
Boys like that always need someone to blame. They never seem to grasp that it's their own dumbass fault... Sorry you had to go through that. Bad situation all around.
hasooon 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What about men?
SweetasCandy0609 28
# 7 a guy who cheats on his significant other is not a man because a real man doesn't cheat, so # 1 was right calling him a boy.
tibtak_fml 10
I'm a guy and I don't do that. Pink is not the favorite color of every girl neither. That guy is a douch but we are not all like him so please temper your analysis
Jaadde 24
To #18 - #1 Said 'boys like that' and #12 said 'a guy who cheats', neither of them said 'all boys' or 'all guys' so your defensive answer saying you're not all like that is completely unnecessary.
tibtak_fml 10
That was for #1 and I read "Boys like that, always someone..." Punctuation is important... I apologize!
Kitouran 30
#18 Oh my god! Someone who actually uses 'not all men'! That response is used to minimize the outcry of women, and it's not talking about you personally, just boys in general. Maybe you're a nice guy, maybe you don't fall into that category, then they weren't talking about you.
JKPwnage 27
#25 It's not used to minimize the outcry of women, it's used to minimize the bullshit from the "#KillAllMen" idiots. Why is it fine to say, "Not all women ________" in response to something, but when someone says "Not all men ________" in response to something it's "minimizing the outcry of women"?
AGhost5445 25
Well be happy someone took that picture and showed his ex girlfriend
nickie_94 18
Delete his number and ignore his existence. He shouldn't have been cheating in the first place
cheeeksss 29
Like seriously, is it so hard to be loyal?
ww431 15
His own fault, what a scumbag!
Mathalamus 25
Why are there so many cheaters?
GamerG0DDESS 29
Because we never hear about the faithful ones. There are so many people in this world, is it really THAT often that we hear about cheaters when considering the population? Yes, we hear about it a lot, but that's the internet. People complain about bad things but never good, don't lose hope in the numbers, there are still good loyal people out there and they probably out number the scumbags.
VeganVampyre 27
Especially on a site called F my life... No one's ever gonna post on here "today I realized my boyfriend loves me and has never cheated on me." or "today I met a guy who told me he has a girlfriend so nothing happened." Because that would be ridiculous. Doesn't mean those people aren't out there though.
Mathalamus 25
it may be ridiculous, but it would make a nice change of pace to have some hopeful FML's or something.
Vintage_Cola 29
I would suggest ILML (I Love My Life), but knowing the lonely people on the internet that would just make people jealous. :P
CheshireHalli 19
Then go on My Life is Great, or Gives Me Hope. FML isn't exactly optimistic.
Roaster94 5
It's a super long explanation, and frankly one that would upset 90% of people who read it. If you're actually interested there are some long interesting essays and articles explaining why society is the way it is today and why it is actually a bad thing
Asinger06 1
Not your fault he lied to you. But I'm glad he got caught.
more4me 27
Glad he got caught and even better that you found out early what a douchebag he is before you invest yourself too much.
Candijpg 17
its not your fault he got caught cheating
Malsain_fml 10
Now you know why he would not call earlier... Screw him.
freya1998 23
not your fault! explain the situation to his (ex-)gf and maybe you'll get a great friend out of this! he isnt worth both your time.. idiot