Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
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Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I have been eating more and still not gaining weight, so my dad took away my PS5 until I gain 20 pounds. According to him, “A woman should be curvy.” FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell them to keep their opinions to themselves, and you'll decide if you're too thin/fat.
silvermoon5033 26
You got it backwards. Mom said to lose weight, Dad said to gain it.
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Comments (23)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell them to keep their opinions to themselves, and you'll decide if you're too thin/fat.
Ksweety_fml 27
Your mom want you to gain weight and your dad want you to lose weight. No disrespect, you think your dad left your mom because she gained weight? 🤔
silvermoon5033 26
You got it backwards. Mom said to lose weight, Dad said to gain it.
Ksweety_fml 27
I corrected my post, but it didn't show it. But I found out after I read again.
CatOverlord 14
I don’t know if you read that right or not but you may want to reread that again
acmariner99 25
Maybe talk to your doctor and find out what’s best for you?
tarabella 7
Why is a doctor necessary there? Or are you just one of those people who go to a doctor after even sneezing a little? In that case i suggest you go to therapy, hypochondria is a mental problem.
JuliaKay14 33
Have you heard of a physical or a checkup? You’re supposed to have them yearly. And you talk to your doctor about weight problems and little things that didn’t require their own appointment, idiot.
RichardPencil 32
Lose weight and wear a fat suit when you go to your dad’s house. (If there were such a thing as a skinny suit, I’d suggest you fatten up and wear it to your Mom’s house. That’d be the funner option.)
coolmike699 26
Yes you can. Tell then both to shove it. You win!
tarabella 7
How about you tell them both to shove it and do what you want :) parents shouldn't have control over you
ARISKomuniszt 24
curb your en-food-iasm
Petra Grote 20
Mother knows best 🎼
bobsanction 18
And somehow it's still gonna be mens fault for womens body image issues.
PorchKitty 16
Um, the OP is a guy.
Xavier K. Valdez 8
Do what you like, **** what anyone says about how you look.