Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
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Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I tried to turn my TV up. Unfortunately, the volume button got stuck, so it ended up turning all the way up to the max while I was listening to an already very loud song. If my neighbors didn't know I listen to a lot of blues rock, they do now. FML
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Lioness8197 18
I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)
SunTzu2 9
Good vibrations huh!!
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Comments (139)
Dodger_fan16 11
Why was your volume on in the first place? Not like you could hear the video before that one
siinful5643 11
My uncle is deaf - since birth. Did you at least enjoy yourself minus the full volume ;)? Hehe.
MrsFlowers 9
If I were you, I'd keep my sound down permanently. ;) To avoid that little altercation altogether. Lol
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Giggity :-)
wvcheesehead 13
Is **** closed captioned?
ladybugz23 13
good question
JullaBean 10
I wouldn't have my volume on in the first place. Not judging just saying what I would have done.
jeesh10 10
Why would you ever turn your volume up if you're deaf?
ItsEdd 9
The other night I was running sound at a venue and the promoter plugged in his phone to play background music in between bands and it started to blasting out his latest **** video.
HunterMark 14
That's why you use the mute button, and check for the mute sign on screen.
captainsmegma 12
Party on dude. If it wasn't for the cheesy music your neighbours would have assumed you were enjoying a great afternoon.