Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML
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Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I tried to turn my TV up. Unfortunately, the volume button got stuck, so it ended up turning all the way up to the max while I was listening to an already very loud song. If my neighbors didn't know I listen to a lot of blues rock, they do now. FML
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Lioness8197 18
I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)
SunTzu2 9
Good vibrations huh!!
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Comments (139)
Testing1234 25
If you were deaf why would you have the TV on full blast?
iAlissa 34
Because he didn't know??
ladybugz23 13
jeez, thats not nice of you saying that..... I'm deaf and I have hearing aids on! some time I don't wear them.
Respect101 17
My Great Grandma wasn't deaf but extremely close to it, and she always had her TV on mute so it's not rude to question it. She used the subtitles.
kenoswild 14
I'm deaf sometimes other people turn volume up on purpose or family member was listening to the tv and I turn it on not knowing it's loud until someone says something or I put on hearing aids.
soigotaproblem 6
it was probably a computer/deaf people can feel the vibration of music and such and it's actually one of the coolest experiences ever if you haven't tried it get the earphones that block out like ALL noise and try it out. anyway that would be why he had it on full blast.
MisterEx 28
Props for you, OP. If it was me, speakers would be the very last thing my hands would be on
Kamon97 23
Wouldn't that just be creepy? YDI
ahsanmasood 4
Dude, not cool lolololololololol
kenoswild 14
it's not cool to go lolololol either.
pjsr 33
That would be great work for lazy closed caption creators - ''oh, oh, oooh, yeah, ahh, oh"
ladybugz23 13
hell yes they should start closed caption on... but it will block the view what they are doing :-/
caro1190 6
Please- online **** videos almost never have subtitles. I'd know- I'm deaf.
Epickitty58 29
Closed caption ****. Welcome to America.
ColonelCusswords 24
Whoopsie
worldclassrager 41
Why would the volume be up in the first place?
Bloink 25
omg weeping angel nice
ladybugz23 13
lmao! I'm deaf too I would be embarrassed too but at least enjoy watch video ;-)
phantom55_fml 7
i know what you mean OP. my girlfriend is deaf too and sometimes i get home and the tv is loud but it all good i still love her :-)
ladybugz23 13
I'm sorry, I didn't know that TV was loud and I love you too!! :-)
Epickitty58 29
Aww that's sweet!