Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Basballplaya16 4
well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.
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Comments (175)
20sassy 0
first ha... oh well sweet home alabama
theking12369 0
your picture is a sexy fail
Ms_Jessie22 8
Whatever, if they can't take a joke then that's their problem.
o_OrawrO_o 0
asshole .
pseudolife 4
Haha...hilarious!
jassporah 0
how did you not know where they (her parents) were from ? did you just start dating ?
shayyyyy 0
I'm guessing you just started dating still FYL hope thy weren't too offended
Allybuns 0
well #1your picture is attractivaley gross if you weren't so fat it would be sexy
theking12369 0
27 exactly wat I said
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
8 is win. and OP, yea idk... fyl AND ydi? heh
ayychico 0
sucks for you!
theking12369 0
heehee
YourEvilHero 12
maybe they took it as a joke and everyone laughed
charlcielove 0
are you one of those annoying people that talk during movies? my brother and mom are like that. they comment on everything. just learn to shut up.
Kenziechristinee 0
43- that's the REAL issue here. hahah that annoys me SO much, especially when people repeat lines they thought were funny or say "did you see that?!". OP, don't ruin the movie, the you wont have to worry about this!
draxmurray 1
yea sassy is a pig
piinkbunnii 1
You couldn't say Kansas, Tennessee, or Ohio??
GreenFire123 0
#1 was brave to be the 1st comment.. showing off all her fatness. ew...
PYLrulz 17
those busting on #1... the fat chicks have more class then you fools will ever have
sharpl916 0
to all fat chicks on fml: you srsly DO NOT need to show your profile pics.. PLEASE!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#80 Have some tact, please. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone said something mean to you...
JeepWrangler25 0
kaiju big battle!
beepelati 5
cliché !
generalcheif123 0
was it star wars?
00yoda4 0
اللعنة عليك أنا أكره الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية النكت
kalixzo 11
lol 8 is right. 1 needs to put a fake picture of Kim kardashian or something like that.
Jonkbaby 23
I dunno, about all the girls on here are skanks. pickin on a girl just to make yourself feel better, so immature.
shabbashabba 0
I agree with 111
chitown98766 0
haha mattizicy ur such a ****** wigger. little pussy u probly liv in some safe ass suburban place ur not gangsta.
futtgoredo 0
I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. I'm gonna Louisiana, my true love for to see. oh susana, now don't you cry for meeee, cause I'm going to Alabama with a banjo on my knee!!!!!
schnitzel5 0
(add on to end) and are also brother and sister. btw anti flood my ass
momovanilla 0
111, I agree with u. People should think before they comment on a picture when the person who is commenting on the picture doesn't even have a picture
FalsePretense 0
lol wow wigger you're wearing aeropostale get the **** out of here. stop posing
jaded_pragmatist 0
76, says NASCAR boy
mattmalin11 0
********, I'M from Alabama! we're NOT idiot hillbilly bumpkins like some people assume..
briannabyrd 0
First off. You people aredumb as hell. Arkansas is the state that's had incest shit happen there.
laurenlyssa 0
dude i'm from alabama we dont do that stuff like marry or date ot kiss out relatives
aldotheapache 0
Alabama really isn't like that. I do make jokes about Alabama. even though it's a nice place, I like my native North better. i do sometimes feel out of place with my non-accented, liberal, agnostic self, but hey. it keeps things interesting.
doglover100 29
OP should have been told
metalmaiden 0
So? Are you her brother?
Brettttt 0
Hahaha
J3RZ3Y 0
win reply
b182link 0
fuuuuuuccckkk youuuuu fuuuccckkkiinggg stereotype
DamnDatFML 0
take a joke fag
Blink182ftw 0
win!
Boygenius50 8
blink fans unite!!!!!! ^^^
Zeekal 11
Were they watching Star Wars?
TaterSalad187 5
LOL nice one OP
FYLDeep 26
They must be if they watch movies where the brother and sister kiss. Sorry, I hit reply by mistake.
Frank155 5
Nice hair #3 :D And OP YDI
TaterSalad187 5
Thanks 17! :D
DamnDatFML 0
Incest in the morning.……….........(ughhh anti flood)
momovanilla 0
#21- even tho u r a guy and I'm a girl, I wish my hair would be able to get as straight as urs... but I also kinda like my hair kinda as it is
kybabyy 4
Need a moment? Chew it over with twix!
ZleveL 0
HAHA I love those commercials XD
ds10192 0
what would think of during the moment to aid the situation?
theking12369 0
#4 eat my meat!
kybabyy 4
Hey #36, go **** yourself! No one's gonna do it for you, you dirty creeper.
Ms_Jessie22 8
45- Its sad that in this day and age a date = sex. Your comment was cute up until the end. And yes, it was semi creepy.
kimshoo 0
ms Jessie I wonder why anyone would forgo the date and go straight for the sex... perhaps with your bra hangin out for all the internet to see, no man feels the need for formalities. I'd go straight for the sex with a hoe like you.
DamnDatFML 0
Should i get water??? CUZ U GOT BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tincans 0
People can have the pictures they choose to have. It doesn't involve you, and i'm sure Jessie doesn't care about your opinion. She gets ragged on enough for it. If she likes her picture, she should be able to have it without everyone bitching about it. Can't blame her for the Internet pedos nowadays.
SeedlessMe 13
Ok, no- while we of course can't Blame her for wanting to do it. she is just encouraging them and well, there's somethomg wrong that... Sorry MsJessie
20sassy 0
th twix thing was cute lol perfect for that comercial
Blue_Black_fml 21
7- your picture is quite disturbing...and what is exactly are you proud of, i wish to understand?!!
DamnDatFML 0
would you leave her alone?? damn why do people have the natural instinct to be mean? in my opinion I think she looks good
kybabyy 4
^ thank you! Based on her comments, she seems like a sweet girl. Better she be plump, healthy, and nice than anorexic and bitchy.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#94 Word! I can't stand it when people criticize how other people look. How other people look isn't the most important thing anyway, and most people criticize others just to make themselves feel superior.
beepelati 5
i think n. 7 is a pretty girl! people like being mean to others on the Internet because it's sooo easy, but they don't realize how others could be hurt.
bluegoldfish 7
i agree with #100. besides, even if her pic is showing too much flesh for your liking its not really your business to complain, if it offends you that much here's a REALLY SIMPLE solution-try not looking at it. And just in general, don't insult people you don't know over the internet, it's not nice and as you don't know anything about them you're hardly in a position to have a proper contextually accurate argument...sigh...
PainIsAVirtue 4
Jer patents are brother and sister :P
bradmason 0
Haha YDI u stupid ****** lol domt even know where your girlfriends parents are from!
FarSide 23
Well, it could be worse. Your girlfriend could be from New Jersey.
Xxprincipessa 0
hahaha... aw well if they have a good sense of humour they would of laughed along with you.... but they musnt. hence why this is a fml... I'm sorry. :(
ScreamForCandy 0
Well, ydi :]