Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
UpYourself 0
Creepy
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LadyAlathia 0
Methinks the neighbor isn't being creepy - (s)he's just taking revenge for the person leaving their laundry unattended in a public laundry room. It does NOT take an hour to wash a load of clothes. (S)He was probably really pissed that their schedule was screwed up by this person, and thought "Hm, pour bleach in the wash, or steal her underwear... Decisions, decisions".. YDI.
kellster 2
You do know that a wash cycle takes less than an hour, right? Sure, machines vary, but no machine takes an HOUR. The usual rule of thumb for communal laundry room protocol is to remove your stuff from the machine within ten minutes of the cycle ending. After that, other people are at liberty to take your stuff out themselves so that they can use the machine. If they also take your panties in the process, well, shame on them, but you had it coming. Set an alarm and be back on time next time.
alwaysalady 0
Dude, I totally had that happen. We caught the guy on camera stealing my delicates, and took him to court.
DeathShad0 1
Kinky.
Dcvictorious 0
You lost your underwear, so you came onto FML- Well done (Y) that's the way to get things done.
fawfulster 11
I guess OP has a stalker...
Jazmin_xD 0
ur neighbor stole ur underware? how weird!!!
plasticfangs 0
weird I submitted the same FML awhile ago and it didn't make it. Apparently underwear thieves are more common than we all think/
jonny2x4 0
You probably won't be seeing him for a while. He'll be in his room sniffing your undies all day long.
the_stereotype 0
Juno anyone?