Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
UpYourself 0
Creepy
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Comments (88)
Intoxicunt 6
Hahahaha. I love that. "How can we trust you?" That's like a personal body guard getting beaten up while off-duty.
flex_able 0
you shouldnt put your underwear in machines that are for SHARING!!! thats sooo gross.... HAND WASH!!!!
flex_able 0
why are you putting your underwear in machines ment for SHARING!! THAT IS SICK!!! hand wash your damn panties!!!!!!! i feel sorry for the person using it after you, not you YDI!!!!!!
rukusrazor 0
??? What sheltered world do you live in. I'm sure all the people in the Bronx high-rises have washer and dryers in their home.. And hand washing? really? This ain't Little Home on the Prarie.
3rdDegree 0
what's the deal with stealing underwear?
AmySaysAHH 0
When i lived in an apartment complex when i was 17, that happened to me! the guy that lived in the apartment below us was caught with 42 pairs of underwear, 7 of which were mine. he was a creepy, creepy man
RubixMonkey 0
That is my point exactly. She should have watched her laundry.
youreawhore 0
So... Miss LuLu... what kind of interesting underwear do we have today? *Suave face*
bharfst618 0
Wow. Sounds like a page right out of my book. I've had this happen to me TWICE. There was a year difference and the first time he took ALL of my underwear and then dropped it off outside of my apt door, this last time he just took 1 pair.
kristidgranger 3
can u say gross and creepy!
RaidenXS 0
gross and creepy
couldbefunnier06 0
haha fyl i guess you have to get new ones now haha