Love: Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like...

itisthedude 10 September 2009, 23:17 United States

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

SuperCoolGurl 17 December 2011, 13:30 Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it 8 November 2016, 00:43 Charlottesville, United States

Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML

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outofluckdude 1 September 2009, 00:40 United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Padstow, Australia

Disappointed

Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML

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Anonymous 20 April 2024, 06:00 United States

Third wheel

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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HadToApologize 3 November 2009, 05:20 United States

Creeped out

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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thicklysettled 20 July 2009, 04:04 United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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me 20 April 2015, 01:46 Canada

Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML

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shockedgirl 16 January 2010, 07:17 United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Princeton 22 January 2009, 20:34 United States

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML

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Sirrush 0

11 September 2009, 09:10

all i have to say is... idiot

thequickredofox 0

11 September 2009, 09:15

*lol* she should have asked if you wanted to study biology - then you would have understood. I'm voting FYL purely because that post made me go "awwww" and want to give the OP a hug for being all cute and innocent rather than a sleazy perv trying to crack onto his hot friend.

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stevenmx86 8

15 April 2012, 17:35

Wow dumb ass

hewro_failure 11

19 May 2012, 08:53

Wow you are dumb... I'm hoping you called her up and said on second thought you didn't understand the subject one bit ha

IAmNotAHuman515 6

27 October 2012, 17:07

Been there. Sorry OP

GRgoldfish 19

8 January 2013, 16:26

if you really liked her you would have jumped on the chance of taking her to the f****** dentist! but it sounds like she likes you too so I'm pretty sure there's another opportunity that'll get you 2 together. best of luck. :)