Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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beanybabe 13
Must've hurt for the fish
ICATiger 13
Was it the salmon of knowledge
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Comments (176)
ccspanthers89 4
Omg was the fish ok???
Yarrachel 16
And cue the Monty Python references!
Yarrachel 16
And cue the Monty Python references!
thiscrazything 1
Holy mackerel! Hope you slapped back.
Yarrachel 16
And cue the Monty Python references!
Clamcreepy 7
You should've punched the person and told him/her you know people that will have them sleeping with the fishes
bluejayscheer 7
That seems a bit fishy...
DEMACIA_fml 6
Here's my attempt at a reverse FML... Today, I was swimming near the beach when a hook suddenly impaled itself in my lip. Somebody pulled me out of the water and put me in a plastic bag. Suddenly, I felt someone tug on my tail, and the next thing I knew, I was being thrown into someone's face. They broke my scale. I'm now afraid to go outside. FML
clutz123 5
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT
csull356 3
at least you weren't the fish.