Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
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Top comments
unanimousangel 9
Wooh people from India going to be mad
justdanceforever 20
Hope you're okay
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Comments (64)
jacobmc123 18
First
alejuan1 1
This ain't YouTube
justdanceforever 20
Hope you're okay
lilbillXD 16
This is clearly your fault!
mxgirl1998 26
Yeah I don't understand why people are putting ydi. op didn't make the cow hit her car
Mauskau 36
OP should've noticed a cow in the road, they're pretty big.
Anti_Sora 31
29, Even if they did they might have not had a fast enough reaction time.
DogeDogeDoge 13
I'm sure OP didn't deliberately hit the cow, I assume it jumped out in front of OP's car.
I_own_a_dog 11
And if you read the replies to this comment you can see who doesn't understand sarcasm, therefore half the Internet..
ajk695 8
Sarcasm is heavily reliant on facial and vocal cues. Using sarcasm in a text form is much harder to recognize.
klutz44 28
Harder but not impossible
WATERMALONE 15
There is a difference between hitting a cow, and being hit by a cow.
venomousflower 24
I hope you and the cow are okay, but I can't help but laugh at the situation
saifnaqvi11 21
I'm not trying to milk out a pun here but I hope you moo-ved out of the way before you made a car-cass out of that cow.
FluffyPandas156 13
You're trying so hard.
Kobeh 13
Thumbs up for effort :-)
josh8215 21
I'm sure you tried to moove out of the way, so don't have a cow. It wasn't your fault, and I dairy someone to say they would have done better. Accidents happen OP. Better luck next time.
unanimousangel 9
Wooh people from India going to be mad
nash1991 20
I was born in India and this cracks me up ?
scuccria 12
I'm Indian and I still laughed at this
nikic 6
am I a bad person for laughing? but seriously, that's horrible! terrible luck OP! hope you're ok.
revolvearoundme 15
First that sucks, hopefully you're ok and your insurance or the cows owner will cover the repairs also good job driving slower. Second, that's awesome if that's your first accident. Surprisingly you'll find many chances in life to tell about your first auto accident and that's a pretty interesting one. Just be glad it didn't fall off a cliff onto your moving car (which has happened to people before).
rgarz1 21
It's a whole lot better than running into a fence