Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?
Sunsh1ne 0
Zero-tolerance policies suck.
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31Problems 0
Did anyone at least smell your breathe? That's something I would do-but I would also bring a beer to school and drink it in front of everyone. What is the big deal?? Ridiculous! What, your not good enough to be their friend $? Man getting you down? Who cares anyway-just keep walking next time-and now you have an excuse to beat the next person you see throwing trash on the ground-but don't or else you will be the next guy in an orange shirt picking up more of their trash. Sux!!
mizled 0
1- Next time crush the can first. 2- Demand a sobriety test. 3- Stand up for yourself dude.
HumanTorch 0
actually to all the people saying this is impossible, its actually in law in a few places that merely possessing the can is enough to get you incriminated for alcoholic possession. i.e. In Texas, if you got a bunch of empty beer bottles and get pulled over, you're dwi whether you were drinking or not
Ladeeedah 0
If you really don't usually drink in public, why didn't anyone believe you?
Gloeihdamae 0
#21- Actually, it's probably MORE likely if you're a good student. If you're a 'bad kid,' no one gives a shit about what you do. It's only the good kids that get caught, and only the good kids that get severely punished. Public school is only to indoctrinate and oppress, not educate. The bad kids are lost causes. THe good, intelligent ones still need to be beaten into submission.
YouDontSeeMe 0
No good deed goes unpunished. When I was in 3rd grade I got yelled at for throwing snowballs at recess. I didn't throw any snowballs. that's how I found out I had an evil twin.
Moomoomoo_fml 0
Seriously, don't let the school get away with this one....
o_fin_rly 0
I got in trouble in grade school (6th?) for something similar. Our school had a trash pick-up program that got us rewards and stuff (like printed pencils, erasers, etc..). I had gotten to school early one day and decided I'd take part. Well the warning bell rang, so I ran inside and shoved my stuff in my locker and forgot all about it. We ended up having a locker inspection that day and there were a bunch of cigarette butts in my purse. So even though they said they believed me, I got suspended from school for a week to "set an example for kids and smoking tobacco" and then punished by my dad because even though everyone believed me, I still got suspended and shouldn't be allowed to have a "vacation". It was pretty ******.
cantwhistle 0
yeah right bullshit they wouldn't do that unless they breathalized you or at least smelled your breath
janatwin 0
whats a MIP