Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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Welshite 40
Justice.
capthigh 16
was there no paper around either
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sempron 6
I don't think you deserve it like a lot of the people here, I mean, you shouldn't have thrown it on the ground, but that's no excuse for him putting the gum in your hair...
chuchaiilabss 19
You should've stick it under the table/chair or wrap it in a paper? Don't chew a gum if you don't know how to dispose it.
brewmasterg 34
I like how you say 'stick it under the table/chair' as a way to dispose gum correctly. Next you'll be telling us to flush our condoms and tampons too.
worldclassrager 41
Sidewalk understandable the street I am not sure why wasn't there a bush or something nearby or even just take it out when you arrive at the interview? There are many options...come on
yellowaholic 25
Why didn't you just swallow it or wait? Nobody wants to step in somebody else's chewed up gum.
strangeite 4
I mean it was kind of gross to spit it on the sidewalk, but it was still totally uncalled for what the guy did
__paulinaa 2
what goes around, comes around:)
Mirakledba 10
YDI....Dont just spit Gum...
Nikashmika 7
No jo no, to se stava :) Mozna si tam ani nemela mit budoucnost, kdo vi. Doufam zes tu zvejkacku nejak dostala z vlasu... Dej nam vedet jak to dopadlo! :D
albertozeta_fml 9
You f****ng deserved it!
charluk 10
What i don't understand is that all of you don't care that she was assaulted. Just because she spat her gum out on the ground gives no one the right to manhandle her and do that. Would you like that done to you? And don't give me that crap where you tell me you wouldn't do what she did. I see people do that all the time.