Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML
Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15
Never accept the donuts.
shawnaishere 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
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Comments (107)
xStaciexLynnx 15
Never accept the donuts.
blanquito 1
At least it went in the garbage...
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Yeah, it would probably have had quite an adverse effect if you toss your cookies (or donuts) on his floor or desk or even himself! Still, FYL, OP, FYL.
RayRod 6
If OP puked on him, that would've been extremely bad. Luckily he made it to the trash can
boating_guy 33
^Yeah. if you puked on the interviewer, no way you're getting the job, but you still got a chance to make a (good) impression
happle 21
At least OP can eat donuts. :c
truth_spitta 0
Does anybody know this is a movie quote? Lol
poptart840 5
It's incredibly rude to eat or chew gum during an interview. If they offer something, it's probably a trap.
TheBibo14 0
You get the job?
aleeshttylXD 9
what is wrong with your picture...
LoganBurrito 6
Don't worry about the picture, 40. Just trust him, he's in med school.
GRRSOM 7
Tip: Donut gag during an interview. *Sigh* I am terrible.
xoconnie 8
How the heck did u manage to choke on a donut!!! come on man, ya gotta chew better
TheBibo14 0
Found two lizards having a good time. Don't worry though they met my bb gun.
Dragunov95 1
The interviewer probably said "Learn to swallow, then we'll talk" or "Damn you can't even eat something with holes, how are you do eat cucumbers?"
shawnaishere 14
I hope he doesnt take it serious. I mean what does choking have to do with your qualification.
TrueTriage 16
Might interfere with the health insurance benefits...
TwiztedYuri 9
in the adult film industry that might lose you the job
evilplatypus 39
I dunno, if the person being interviewed hasn't learned to properly chew yet, I might question their ability to do other tasks.
downtime 13
Have to agree with 4, if you didn't get the job then either it wasn't because you choked but rather because someone else was better suited or because the boss is a complete *******. You wouldn't have to worry about a minor incident like that in a job interview, they know you're nervous and prone to doing stupid things like that. Only idiots would judge you on that.
DruggedUpMonkey 1
At least he's not a rapper.
SkateRat911 0
Was the interview for a job at Dunkin' Donuts?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
No. It was at Crispy Cremes, silly!
rainbowflag 2
how is that a dream job?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
*Krispy Kremes
Rowdey 10
56 - You get to shove your sugary, cream filled goodness into people's mouths! Not to mention the hats..
GirlOnFire143 6
Smooth, OP.
GirlOnFire143 6
What is this "orginal" you speak of?
tony1891 22
krispy kremes?
LoganBurrito 6
Why do people always thumb you down, tony? Your comments aren't that bad...
BoW2Me 0
Sounds like you had a great opportunity, and you really...choked...yeeeaaaahhhhhh
YoungMisfit 9
So deep throating is not a job skill you have?
LoganBurrito 6
Where does it say that the OP tried to deep throat the donut? That's not how you eat donuts, 14.
greenie213 23
You don't have to take everything so seriously. I thought it was funny.
LoganBurrito 6
You don't have to take me so seriously, I thought it was funny too. I just assumed that making a joke about how you shouldn't deep throat a donut would clear that up.
YoungMisfit 9
Why the **** can't deep throat a donut. **** off.
downtime 13
...Someones a little touchy.
MrFuzzles 5
Was the donut tasty at least? If it was chocolate frosted I wouldn't hire you for wasting such a delicious snack.
fordman22 0
Lil choke and puke eh?