ShadowReaper101
Lake Forest, United States
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ollie179 21
At least he didn't say yolo...
1dvs_bstd 41
That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!
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Comments (102)
pradip 26
Chase him and pin him down asking "why did you hit me?" in a kung fu hustle voice.
peppermintpink 11
Yes, the KID would totally get that.... Coz the kids these days would know the kungfu hustle voice... :/
pradip 26
It's just a voice modulation, it doesn't mean the kid needs to know about it.
syki 22
Why are you all picking on the kid? It's obvious this is simply a case of aggressive street marketing.
bwzwally8 15
If I saw an adult hit a kid I would knock their ass out.
lilhellian 27
What if it is the kids parents giving him a spanking for doing this?
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
find his/her parents and complain.
lambda_fml 40
But Im sure you got mad anyway.
buckdharma 38
Just be glad, wasn't nads.
Mister_Triangle 21
Better do what he says, he's clearly a badass.
DKjazz 20
Badasses don't throw sucker punches.
Mister_Triangle 21
And Internet users don't read sarcasm very well
JessStyles 12
He must have seen it on TV TV is a child's main influence these days
CharresBarkrey 16
No it's not, his friends are.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I hope the little shit gets hit round the head, and is told the exact same words.
lita89 6
That sucks :( but it was funny.
bwzwally8 15
Sounds like a smart kid.
painsteak 0
He must've hit YOU on the head more than once.