ShadowReaper101
Lake Forest, United States
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ollie179 21
At least he didn't say yolo...
1dvs_bstd 41
That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!
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staceejaxx 6
Er... Sorry
captain_howdy171 3
this is when you tell him there is No Santa Claus.. and say don't glad be sad your parents don't love you enough to be honest with you
jjmiller1001 17
find his parents and shove them in a glad trash bag
xxBitchxPleaSe 6
Did this make you rethink what brand of garbage bags you buy?
80skid 15
You should have slapped him upside the head and told him he could have had a V8.
zenrael 21
No it's don't get mad, get even... Everybody knows that.
drkrissy1331 12
When I was young i actually said that to my dad one morning at the breakfast table after he was already upset with me. Lets just say ill never do that again and it didnt work out so Well for me!
drkrissy1331 12
Btw, Im now 31 yrs old and would still get the shit beat out of me for being that direspectful!
zoriver 5
Should've Molly whopped that little turd.
Zephianaxo 7
Sorry OP. This may make me a sick person... but that made me crack up.
klovemachine 24
I enjoyed it :-)