ShadowReaper101
Lake Forest, United States
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ollie179 21
At least he didn't say yolo...
1dvs_bstd 41
That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!
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Comments (102)
mbuck87 19
Kids these days
maz95 17
Should've chased after him to scare him or at least thrown something as he was running away.
DocBastard 40
All you people saying you would have hit the kid back need to put your inner Chuck Norris away. The reality is that NONE of you would have done a goddamned thing other than stare at him as he ran away and wonder "What the **** just happened?"
lilhellian 27
I've actually chased one of those lil ******* back to their parents.. When they refused to do shit about it, i got my niece and had her go up and punch the dad in the balls and yell the same thing.. They were pissed, but they couldn't do anything..
poccocurantes 7
Some people on here are actually only 13 or 14 years old. they could probably get away with it. Then of course we would be asking where are their parents.
Jordath_Fil 11
Very devious 53, very devious...
buckdharma 38
Don't get had, get Dad !!!
nycwrestler 17
Good thing he didnt try to get u glad by hitting you in your happy sack.
laden_swallow09 35
That's when you crack him over the head with a 2x4 and say, "It's okay;, I had Subway!"
perdix 31
Old commercial slogans? Really?!?! Ask him if he like a nice Hawaiian Punch, or give him a Chuck Norris roundhouse, saying "Silly rabbit, Kix are for kids!"
OrangeKnife 10
Drop kick the ******. :|
Homer1975 14
my son
twinkiefeets 17
Hang out at the park everyday waiting for the little bastard and attack him with a trash bag screaming don't get mad get glad.
OrangeKnife 10
0_o