ShadowReaper101
Lake Forest, United States
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ollie179 21
At least he didn't say yolo...
1dvs_bstd 41
That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!
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ineededaname 2
At least he got you in the stomach and not the nuts
Jordath_Fil 11
All these people saying hit him back... I don't know I'm a much bigger fan of pressure points. They make people listen.....
painsteak 0
He's right - you should get some Glad and bag up little ******* who randomly hit you.
JustHayden 5
I guess you didn't listen to what he said huh?
Pix3lJunk 12
I would ran after him and act like a crazy guy. Then laugh at him when he get scare as hell.
cmac86 24
Boy, Glad products are really resorting to some unorthodox advertising.
Krimzon 5
Chase, tackle, strangle and say his golden bit advice...repeatedly.
natkat78 3
Dafuq??
tek9tim 3
Best reply I can come up with: "Oh, I will get Glad bags and fill them up with all of your mutillated body parts!" But seriously folks, I'm not a crazy person.
ShadowReaper101 14
Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.