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ShadowReaper101 Lake Forest, United States

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML

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ShadowReaper101 14

Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.

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ollie179 21

At least he didn't say yolo...

1dvs_bstd 41

That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!

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Ameliawins 1

And that's the meaning of free advertising, kids.

The_Honey_Badger 17

Little ******...

teentee401 37

Run over him with your car and yell, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE."

guttedbrit 26

"don't get mad, get glad?'" well that's news to me. Never heard that before. What does it even mean?