Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
yo ass got jacked
epicwinmaster 0
YDI for thinking that youre hot. you god damn twilight lover.
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Thoureau 0
And you did nothing to prevent him from taking your wallet because...?
medfly 2
because he ran and she totally didn't expect this?
Thoureau 0
Well okay, but why would she put her wallet in her back pocket anyway? I mean, different strokes for different folks, but I would at least expect her to move her ass out of grabbing length if she was bothered enough to think that he was staring at her ass.
gaximus 0
What girl that thinks their ass is look worthy puts a wallet in there ass pocket
dELiA14 0
Assuming makes an ass out of U and ME
ravinderkaler 0
its assume makes an ASS out of U and ME not assuming
waterynuggets 0
This is so incredibly dumb and fake.
englishmuffin 0
Unless your pants are on the looser side, female pants/jeans tend to have shallower pockets, so keeping a wallet back there is not very wise. However, still FYL because you don't deserve to have your money, credit cards and other personal information stolen for just for that.
Struedelmuffin 0
I'd be less concerned about your fat ass and more worried about the fact that he stole your wallet.
BulletStreet 0
Your ass is fat. Get over it. He stole your ******* wallet! Use your ass powers! Fat asses unite!
Sandstorm_fml 0
Ydi for being a presumptuous bitch
mike1921 0
Or in your side pocked like any normal person not using a purse.
Luckster 0
YDI for putting your wallet in your back pocket like an idiot. People get pick-pocketed very easily because they do that.