Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
yo ass got jacked
epicwinmaster 0
YDI for thinking that youre hot. you god damn twilight lover.
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Comments (98)
plexico 4
Maybe he thought he deserved some money for having to stare at the junk in your trunk. He probably thought he was taking advantage of Cash for Clunkers.
jennyfench 0
its ok i would of thought the same thing ;p
Uepari 0
25, you're my new best friend. You perfectly described my arguement against putting it in the back pocket. OP: YDI, though, for not thinking that he coulf have been going after your wallet.
Shyman4ever 0
YDi for keeping your wallet in your back pocket, seriously keep it somewhere safer.
person1000003 0
Haahshsh ydi for not beating him up
DeathShad0 1
Yeah. YDI for not beating him up. I don't care if he's ******* Jackie Chan, KICK HIS ASS!
FrankieTheNimrod 0
How do you politely ask someone to stop staring at your ass? "Hey, can you please stop staring at my ass? *smile* " ...No. That still sounds bitchy. Even if it's in a nice tone and you're right for telling them to stop. Also, as some people were saying, you didn't notice him lunging at it?
morgan020 0
I've had my cell in my back pocket or maybe some cash in a front pocket but for the most part everything goes in my wallet in my purse. yes I know a purse isn't the safest thing tk carry around either but it's one of the ones that goes across you plus when I'm carrying my son my purse would be the least of my worries. but I still hve to say YDI pockets on girls jean just aren't that deep so don't carry your next wallet back there. and #18 that's too funny lol
whales_fml 0
he didn't walk past her geez... they were going in opposite directions
Nightfallz 0
ydi for being so stuck up you think people actually want to check you out. fatty
liquidbunny 0
Er, I don't know of too many females that keep a wallet in the back pocket but oh well to each his/her own.