Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
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Top comments
Chaith 16
Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
Pearljammer001 0
oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.
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Comments (122)
Chaith 16
Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.
Averizzle 0
The man wins for being hilarious.
reyemrein 0
it was probably the cash cab
majones 0
If that was the cash cab, that would've epic win for the dude. Sadly, the op is from Colorado.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
that sounds more like boston
Pail17 0
We can only hope to see someone being pushed over on the next cash cab. :]
dannytheshmoop 0
lmaoo 12 degrees ain't cold are u from Spain 12 is like average lol u get cold way easy
nmsm 1
@14 cashcab in Colorado?
mzhonesty 0
#66: He's from Colorado. I'm pretty sure he meant 12°F, which is about -11°C. Either you're thinking Celsius, or you must really like cold weather. D: OP: Wow. It's times like this that I just WISH that I could do the things I eventually get away with in GTA. That man deserves to be shot through the glass.
WhatANoob 0
was the man Stone Cold Steve Austin?
racer337 2
ha ha fyl! That's funny tho. That guy is awesome.
raghavfyl 0
fake it can't snow if it's 12 degrees
drakem 7
Freezing in American terms is 30 degress, so i don't see what you're getting at.
titanic12beth 0
it's flipped me off? I always thought it was flicked you off...
titan87 0
Both work
Ajjas013 6
Mario wouldn't have slipped :(
Bewitched_fml 0
^ lol nice
nadyy14 8
agree:)
jamieboy11 0
hah nerd ••••••/^^^
humorizer 14
Is this a reference to that FML about sliding on ice?
c0nfuzzled 0
humorizer, fail ^^^^^
foxytrot 0
awe. that's awful. I'm sorry. there r soooo Manu things I wouldve done to him
iDollFace 0
I wouldve followed him then shot him for embarrassing me and making me wait in the cold for his own rude selfish needs.
phara_fml 0
You would have followed him...and the shot him? Wow. FYL for being a crazy-ass. And sorry OP, that really sucks lol
chrisback5 0
I concur.
soccer060 0
or just start yellin terrorist and point at his cab
LiznessMonster 9
win :)
gigi37 0
That's just effed up...blah, the things people do nowadays
jessxoxo28 5
i agree :( people could be so cruel!
thecool444 0
Wow that sucks
Ajjas013 6
Hookers also get rejected at some point in there career. Kinky loss makes up for about 5% of the unemployment rate because of the hookers that get fired. They're thrown into the 'dirty slush' pile.
_swimcutie_ 0
People are sooo annoying, I mean WTH? I would have so mad!
Ajjas013 6
He flipped the snow birdie and drove away. It's too bad he wasn't a Pokemon trainer. GO ARTICUNO! I CHOOSE YOU!
Sun_Kissed18 25
He seems pleasant.
xHabsfanx 0
The weather makes people crazy these days, or were they crazy to begin with? o.O