Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for a sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
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Top comments
Fredzter 0
Eeew!! That's disgusting!! o.O
Demon_Squirtle 0
This doesn't all add up though If you thought it was rain, where do you live? Does rain pound at you viciously in one small area? I mean if it were the final drops, sure, but you said you saw him peeing after you felt the rain. If you saw him before, then you're a moron for walking under his piss. 0_o
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Comments (62)
poolshark 0
You should have known it was hobo pee splatter... rain doesn't usually smell like cheap whiskey.
SublatePandemic 0
Wait... if you're walking downstairs, and you felt rain earlier, and the hobo was at the top, how would you know it was him? I'm confused.
rukusrazor 0
The only thing that makes his life complete, is turn your face into a toilet seat. Could've been Lil' Wayne makin' it rain.
Epoch 0
the exact same thing almost happened to me the other day by the santa monica pier! thankfully i wasn't directly under it when i realized what was going on.
kingsleyxx09 0
how is he at the top of the stairs you just walked down? im confused if you're going down the subway, and he's at the top of the stairs, that means you passed him going to the subway, which means you should have known he was peeing
greenman_fml 0
Hobo piss is the main transmitter of swine flu. You better get yourself checked out. Everyone, kill all the homeless.
darkmis1 18
#16: that's not funny-the swine flu is really dangerous and that's not the #1 cause-and u shouldn't kill all the homeless just bcuz they're less fortunate than u OP: I hope u got a shower rite away cuz that's just nasty!
alex_vik 1
#17 obviously can't take a joke. #16 - I lol'd.
alphabetcity 0
Sometimes when it starts to rain you feel raindrops.It doesnt have to be pouring to feel rain. Also,she could of turned around to look if it was raining as she was going down the stairs and then she saw him peeing......that or it could be made up.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
that's the subway for ya! i live close to NYC so i go there all the time by subway/train so i know that this can be true. lol