Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
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QueenOrangeSoda 21
With such primitive uncivility, he sure didn't win the human race.
flockz 20
that was the most elegant insult i've ever read. *golf clap*
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Comments (77)
bingbongbingbong 11
Hahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
Kick him in the sack and congratulate him on his tv appearance.
Lil_pink 8
Thats strange, Maybe he mistook you for someone else
TreeFlower22 4
So not everyone in Canada is so nice and says sorry...
wonders8 3
Karma will hit him like a Bitch
CouldBeMe 7
You suck
YupThtJstHappend 16
Next time you see him you should start running towards him. And push him into a bee's hive And say Thats for pushing me into a pile of poison ivy Mother ****** and then run away there problem solved. (: only if that were too happen lmao Then say karma's a bitch isnt it that will show him you mean business !
gurding 15
I thought all Canadians were supposed to be nice? :O
threer 30
Soooo, the 1055 of you who said YDI, OP deserves it because they were walking? How disgusting, OP.. You sicken me.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
omg u saw that post in moderation