Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML
Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML
Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was trying to shop in peace when a single mom with a whole herd of loud brats went tearing through the aisles. I told her that if her kids had fathers they wouldn’t behave that way. The oldest screamed, “Our daddy died!” causing all the kids to break into hysterics. The mom cried too. FML
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Top comments
ToxicCandyTree 9
Rudeness must run on the family.
diamond69_fml 14
I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol
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hansari94 2
Wow
ToxicCandyTree 9
Rudeness must run on the family.
bobbycorwen 5
Like little bugs?
danny1023 0
Lol slapping her kids
boundlesssmiles 2
*in
Marcella1016 32
98 - yeah it's better for mothers with bad kids to leave them home alone or sweating in the hot car. /sarcasm
kbtoyz69 9
OMG! MOMMA! is that really Aunty Billy!?! *embarrased look, and hides face*
bonnie789 1
Still don't bitch to a stranger.
zuzupetalsYO 11
People bitch to me all day long at work. It's human nature. People suck.
n_epic_fail 14
Leaving them at home means the mom has to choose between paying a baby-sitter/daycare a fortune (with the description of these kids I'd charge a fortune) or leaving them home alone... I don't think her insurance would cover all the damage they'd do.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
that doesn't change the fact that she's a dysfunctional parent...
n_epic_fail 14
134- so I guess it's time to call in Super Nanny...
krazy_glu3 0
I have two boys and they get out of hand some times and yell. You just gotta deal with it. You can't understand until you have kids. Used to hate screaming kids in the store, now I have them an understand. Of course I don't think I'd snap at them and make a scene. I pull them to the side and talk to the face to face at a voice level where only we can hear. People need to learn how to handle kids in public, but I've been there so I know what it's like. In sure people have said that about me. Haha who cares what they say tho!
bayboo_kraziee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserved it! Keep your comments to yourself.
instnt1nfction 17
Same goes to you
THE_A_TEEN 28
Good idea, let them distrupt the store's customers and not tell anyone because we should assume they're relatives, great ******* idea. Seriously, it's crap like this that that made me quit my old job...
may651 14
You too. No one wants to hear it.
yeh_fml 13
You'r right 24 , but still he could have said it politely , no need to insult
geko911 22
C'mon there is a big difference between stating an opinion (like OP did) and politely asking an employee to deal with the troublesome characters. What he did was bluntly bitch an obnoxious lady out with no real purpose. I do agree that something must be said but not in the way that OP did
biasedshooter 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I personally would have been offended by such an obnoxious thing coming out of a complete stranger even if it wasnt family, op's no better than that woman
Minecraftering 5
You don't understand very much, do you?
dsypher 0
I know right, if anything complain to the obnoxious woman. It's like if you can control your kids and yourself then you shouldn't be out in public
morgan020 0
When my 3 year old asks why kids are running around and acting up then what do you say? He has done this several times. Usually pretty loud too. If peoples kids behave so badly that a toddler notices they are heathens then something should be said. Even if a toddler is the only one with the guts to do it. I discipline my child. It's not hard. It's called being a parent. Teaching him how to properly behave in public and at home is my job. Some people just choose to skip work when it comes to their kids.
SammiJS121 0
FREEDOM OF SPEECH .
MiniNub 16
Why do people say this when no rights are in trouble/being infringed? If you stand up and say **** you **** off to a stranger then say freedom of speech why the hell do you need the freedom of speech part. Nothing bad is gonna happen if you don't.
jellitonoctopus 19
Honestly, I wouldn't care if that was my sister. I don't think anyone should disturb the peace anywhere.
That0therguy 4
Cheers to the peace! And let it be left alone, peacefully.
katt_is_here 24
If that was my sister, I would be embarrassed. I think I would call social services too. Lack of discipline from a young age causes kids to go wild. Slapping them after you've failed as a parent doesn't help.
Zapzip2013 0
I would NOT admit that that was my sister.
diamond69_fml 14
I don't think I would have admitted that if I was the casher. lol
cmars3 7
Cashier not casher
diamond69_fml 14
Thanks for the spelling correction.
iam_yummylicious 12
I totally agree with Diamond. I would not be admitting this! @Cmars - way to be a douche and pointing out a typo. Why so serious?
CinderellaC 4
People like that are so annoying
marzipanimal 15
People like that bug the crap out of me.
boofgall 16
I scream back at people like that until they shut up.
deebaybeee19 6
you shoulda repeated yourself . :) that's two nasty sisters
bmwguy01 8
she was married to the sperm guy from walmart
mandaboo 8
I don't think you deserved it. Customers like that irritate everyone. Maybe she will pass the word along to her sister ;) Good for you for speaking your mind!
sarapsosis 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's why you shouldn't talk about people behind their backs you coward!
THE_A_TEEN 28
The cashier is being more cowardly for not stopping her bitchy sister!!!
flockz 20
guys can't we just... you know... get along... because.... nice people.... well..... *cries* I CAN'T DO THIS YOU GUYS!! *runs away*
dsypher 0
I love how all the comments that give backbone are thumbs down, haha I guess that's why everyone acts like bitches
criminalmindsfan 0
Yo, #9, I'm pretty sure child abuse is illegal and people should be saying something to people who work there, but you know I could be wrong.
Zeronos 0
Was this in a Walmart? You can find crazy people and crazy low low prices.
mandaboo 8
This is where I envisioned it. Also, I see this mother with talon-like fake nails and hair extensions.
michaeljcaboose 7
This is in the UK so there aren't that many Wal Marts around. Maybe it was Tesco :)
mandaboo 8
Okay, Tesco! haha
DelphiCat 17
I feel its more of an ASDA kind of occurrence, and actually, ASDA is part of the walmart group these days...