Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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Meggehx 0
thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.
f_alltheirlives 3
At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular
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Comments (87)
dudeuranass 4
How did you know it was little kid poo?
crazyarsedfly 14
#28 has a point. How did you know exactly where it came from? Makes this a littttle more difficult to believe. That and along with the others, you would have smelt it before hand...
thighsofglory 0
That's true.... you can't dust for poo.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are stupid if you sit down before you look. YDI moron.
squeakybaby1309 0
ew. im drinking a smoothie and about spit it all up on my laptop. that is just sick dont you LOOK before you sit? i know normal people do. and how could you not smell it? seriously...
Hurt16 0
ewwwwww... like ewwww... I don't even kno how to respond to that just.... ewwwwwwww
Seventytimeseven 0
Umm this doesn't even make much sense considering that would smell awful and if something smelled as bad as that probably would you definitely don't approach the area even where the scent is coming from, but also you/ everyone else like ever looks at a seat before they sit in it. Wtf is this?
escualida 0
who cares who you were with when this happened? this would be an FML if you were alone! So disgusting.
hahaha6 0
..... I would have to say it matters. It just makes the FML even worse because she is with the guy that she likes!
Howdyplz 2
Lolwut? This is so funny it just went from hilarious to tragic, to confusing XD How the hell did you not smell it? Anyway, didn't you have to look to make sure a chair was a ctually behind you before you sat down? I would've said YDI, but that's SO disgusting and i'm not that heartless. Complain to management and get store credit or something.
fragmite 1
1)you would have to have been walking backward to not notice this upon approach,2)a kid who ***** his pants would have shitpants,it wouldn't have made it to the chair,3)you tell stories and I don't like you.
TheTruth1428 0
YDI for not looking at a seat before sitting down. I thought that was just common intelligence to do that, but I guess I was wrong.
Bloodknight 22
Damn, I almost just choked to death reading this, LMFAO!