Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Anonymous
The family tree is a stump
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
United States
That's so sick!
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Franklin
Fairbanks, United States
Keeping it in the family!
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
cantstoplaughing
United States
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
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what 1
The webbed feet has got to be an advantage for swimming!
RichardPencil 32
At least you've got a good excuse to stop trying at anything in life. That should be liberating.
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what 1
The webbed feet has got to be an advantage for swimming!
RichardPencil 32
At least you've got a good excuse to stop trying at anything in life. That should be liberating.
tipsyone 22
Curious to know where you’re from! This can not have been legal in the first place!?
1DisGR8 32
Tywin Lannister married his first cousin and look how great his kids were! Oh wait...
Aiden89 23
Let me tune up my banjo.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nah, you're crazy hillbillies because of where you're from. This fact just makes you inbred. Well, 1/4 inbred, unless your parents are secretly brother and sister, too.
anRNsLife 11
It’s actually not illegal in the states I know of. If you think about it, the world got populated by a few people anyway. This had not only been done but common in history. Now, on the other hand, I could never do that.
sgcaudell 27
There’s a doctor in my town who married his first cousin. They had to go out of state and sign a contract saying they wouldn’t reproduce. They both had kids from previous marriages so they didn’t want anymore anyway.
zeeba_neighba 10
No worse than European royal families 👍❕