Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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Meggehx 0
thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.
f_alltheirlives 3
At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular
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Hermyoni 0
Let's run through scenarios. The chair might of been wiped off enough that it didn't look like crap was on it but once she sat it came through the chair. OP might have had a cold and not smelled it. She could of been deep in conversation and just plopped. I mean it's a FYL no matter how you put it. I hope you at least got a free outfit out of the deal.
GraceMonica 8
couldnt you have smelled it? i bet the air surrounding the area wreaked. YDI.
intensitive 11
Yeah, really.
lil_lucy23 0
silver lining... you were in Target... a place where you can replace your clothing, right down to your underwear! AND if you bitched at the management properly, they'd be free!
DLT_17 0
i hope you got a free outfit. diarrhea is a serious health hazard that could get them shut down. Don't believe me, you can open a store chain and keep diarrhea around, see for yourself. They should have been "oh, what can i get for you? A new coat? new shoes? new outfit? do you want some nachos with that". They should have been kissing your ass even before you cleaned the diarrhea off. Don't take crap from target. :p
Ninjaface 0
Problem: sat in diarrhea at Target in front of the guy you like. Solution: buy a new pair of pants and ask him to help you change them. If you play it right, diarrhea won't be the only body fluid you get all your rear today.
FruitSalad4225 0
From this point forward, all stories about poop, pee, barfing, etc. automatically get a YDI. They're just disgusting.
PsYkIc 0
something similar happened to me. I stepped in some kids shit and had to throw my shoes away
helpmeiamblind 0
I see no FML or YDI in this, but I'm going out on a limb and gonna guess your a dumb bitch who deserves alot more then that.
kyleahhh 0
I know how you feel! I kneeled in poop in Target before!
Trevv 0
first!! also, wow that sucks. I know. I've sat in a few objectionable fluids myself. nothing of that caliber though!!
pickledpandas 0
I don't think you're first.