Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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Meggehx 0
thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.
f_alltheirlives 3
At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular
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My2864 1
riiight and why would the lil kid decide to take a dump on a chair? why would the parents alow it and not clean it up and why dont you look were you sit? Fake N gay esspecially gay
darkxlight 0
Eeeeuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!xD ha!
Jetboii808 0
U.deserve it not being a member of the diarrhea watch club
llamalpaca382 13
That's disturbing on so many levels...
KalCountry76 12
run to the changing rooms, tell your friend to buy you new clothes, change, and throw away your poopie soaked outfit.
Cloeeewashere 8
At least you were at target and could maybe buy some new pants.
militarybrat 21
YDI. Learn to look before you sit!
octaviamarieb 18
who said it was a little kid?
pkts11 16
Maybe it is the stores trick to get you to get new clothes
Solano2580 24
YDI for not looking before sitting, dumbass