Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I'm living in a house share with a passive-aggressive middle-aged couple who leave rude notes around the house and yet pretend I don't exist when they happen to be in the same room as me. I'm in no position to get rid of them or move myself. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML
Today, it seems that getting an apartment with a couple was a bad idea. They agree on everything, so my opinion never seems to matter. FML
Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
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ulicksam 0
You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.
b3ll4b00 0
ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out
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b3ll4b00 0
ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out
Jiplo 18
I second that. Good luck, I think you're going to need it...
L3Paparazzo 7
sounds like jersey shoreeee :p
iluvmemicookies 0
Add some orange people and you're good!
Shootamonkey3 0
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
sarapsosis 1
T-SHIRT TIME CUZ CAB A HEEAAA!!
Nebraskanum1 0
south park referance, nice work
goza27 0
sounds like jersey shore.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
fail^
goza27 0
yeah yeah I know.
I_lost_the_game 25
So close...
SirEBC 7
This seems really awkward. When I try to imagine 3 people arguing/fighting, I automatically picture 2 against 1, or 2 arguing and 1 trying to mediate, but never one against all and all against one.
bluegoldfish 7
well this is just 3 fighting and one trying to mediate...but i agree that sucks tell them to grow up
marinus_fml 20
Sounds like you can bargain here, and charge a middle-man fee. Always think of the bright side.
Hunts160 5
genius!
ulicksam 0
You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.
C6Racer 0
Win^
slinginmac14 0
its gonna be a long year
goza27 0
is that a mod or a prototype for next year? either way it's badass.
sumguyonFML 0
definitely a mod. no way they'd make an air intake like that.
slinginmac14 0
its a mod homie, but its still fukin sick....
Nimmrodel 11
Try and look at it like this, while they hate each other you can steal there food and blame it on the others you may never have to food shop again.
swaggintothamax 0
#9 where were u when that pic was taken. it looks awesome
ambowew 7
I suggest you take a dump in their butter, that'll make 'em forget all about the massive row. Works every time, trust me.
HeJustKnowsBest 3
Life is too short/valuable to bear grudges on people, but I have a solution to get them back together again. 1. Watch Saw (if you already have skip this step). 2. Get your roommates to make advanced payments on the house for the next year. 3. Acquire the necessary tools/location to set up a game. 4. Put them both in the game, but modify the environment so that they'll have to work together in order to get out alive (sort of like Saw V). It's a win-win situation, either they become the best of friends again, or you don't have to deal with either of them anymore.
Nimmrodel 11
Clever stuff, only one flaw I can think of is if they work out that plan they may be a little annoyed and end up hating the person who planned the little excursion into a game where there may die. I know I would.
bluegoldfish 7
on the subject of saw, has anyone seen the human centipede?
Wiggy_78 0
^Huh??
Nimmrodel 11
What about the crime and investigation channel like those movies, only free
HeJustKnowsBest 3
#14: A pig mask a heavy voice distortion can help mask the fact that the OP was the perpetrator of the game. She just has to be a good actor and keep her mouth shut about it forever.
TayonaC 10
21 I have it's a very weird movie :/