Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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shift_love 13
you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly
jamsie_fml 17
bet that's why you're crying now.
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Comments (197)
technicolourain1 0
lol
SChew 6
^ lol
instnt1nfction 17
^^lol
chris71sk8r 8
You are one brolic unicorn person!
crazysasha123 0
^^^lol
Monikabug 9
LOL @ All the inarticulate commenters these days.
sterlingarcher 1
LOLOMGLMFAOBBQ! :P
Rakistazz 0
^ ROFL
PassTheDutch 0
^^^^^^^^ LQTM
plataapusss 0
bahahahah kids tell it like it is:(
pwincessa23 1
i love how "lol" said it all.
Mahomie123 0
lol
rallets 23
lol and lol at how you call us inarticulate yet you put "@" instead of "at"
slantyshanty 7
it's because your French OP.
Monikabug 9
rallets - that is because I was talking about your lack of articulation, which has nothing to do with using the '@' symbol, silly. Grammar, proper use of the English language, and articulation are all a bit different. Grab a dictionary, dude.
rallets 23
sigh.. but my comment was after yours. you werent refering to me at the time. so meh i grabbed a dictionary and it burned my hand O_O
Monikabug 9
Correct, but you decided to join yourself with the masses of people that I WAS referring to, by choice. So that one is on you. Maybe if you treated it's love (the English language) better, it wouldn't burn you next time.
rallets 23
yea i know, but still :P i did love it, but it broke my heart :( lol so what happened with you? you used to be cool :/
Monikabug 9
You didn't use to be a troll, and I have remained the same. I am just utterly unimpressed and completely turned off by people trying (and sometimes, failing) at getting a giggle from the masses so that they can get themselves a little self-esteem boost. People would be so much more funny if they said what they meant, or didn't use the same old cliches.
rallets 23
its not to give me a self esteem boost, that doesnt really make sense. but you changed as well :( im just saying you were cool to talk to is what i meant :P
rallets 23
uhhhh whaaaaa? i wasnt even talking to you shitstain :/
sterlingarcher 1
108..agreed..
rallets 23
how do i think im tough shit? how am i in any way fat? who are you anyways? and whos gayboii? but im always supporting safe sex, dont need that drama in my life, eh lol u mad bro? meh 110, get lost :/
Sirin_fml 47
The last time I checked, the comments section STILL isn't a chat room.
sterlingarcher 1
115... sorry..
Every1luvsfmls 6
^ lol
enyawettil 1
Rallets,...108 told you to bake a cake. can I have it? =) and if so I want it to be a Cheesecake. although I'm not sure if you bake those.
rallets 23
he said he wants a pussycake or something, im all for eating pussy but just not in that way lol i want a cheesecake tho haha
HubertPL 0
wow your all ******* herbs stop arguing over this... obviously your the piece of shit if you are making fun of other ppl on this of you don't have your pic up f all of you
rallets 23
^ speaks the TROOF
crazysasha123 0
aww I like chatting though
thelastavailable 13
Aww why is everyone being mean to rallets? He only made an observation.
sterlingarcher 1
haha aww :(
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, kids are brutally honest...
sterlingarcher 1
haha ikr?
cptmorgan15 2
Ya except for when they're in trouble.
sterlingarcher 1
haha that's so true!! ^^
jamsie_fml 17
bet that's why you're crying now.
adhirmphaser 0
bet that's why ur mom has a dick
Thabb 0
I can just imagine how stupid 78 must be.
j_cat187 20
78 should suck his moms dick
JacksonCampbell 9
I love little kids. They are so... to the point.
Mustardnight 3
well he may have a point OP
Jaimegirl 7
Maybe he watched the spongebob episode about that, hehe!
Bassmasterclassi 2
holy mammaries ^ ^
hook_em 0
if she drowns there is something wrong cause dang! ^^
Garyy_fml 11
creeps ^
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
His mom is probably a bitch.
skinollie 0
beautiful and you like sponge bob! wanna grab some sushi sometime? :)
miss_la_rue 6
Bahahaha... my favorite part of this is OP's name- translates to 'Haha not funny little one'
confusedAsFuck 34
Come on, that was funny OP. Whatever you were crying about, this child innocence and spontaneous funny reaction should've made you feel better.
shift_love 13
you should have said that you were crying because he was ugly
nerdchic 5
win
YouDaIdiot 4
except he's like 6 soo...
dgr8ing 0
it would still work... it would make him sad... it worked fir me when I was five... I HAT YOU GRAMGRAM I HOPE YOU WENT TO HELL!!!
DarthVader007 0
Haha exactly ! I woulda been like , yah little ****** ! YOUR MOM !
instnt1nfction 17
O indeed your grandma is in hell, yuk yuk yuk yuk, please rake her back
laylaisbeast 3
I'M OLD GREGG. sorry, couldn't resist.
octinate 17
least he cared
EatnBeef 7
well, I don't take pride in dissing 6year olds but... he can go **** himself when he learns what that means haha
damienms 0
kids are retarded. they're like down syndrome version of adults lol. I don't take anything a kid says seriously
sydney184829 0
It can't be to harrowing if ur in elementary school
NickPaulson 6
162-how about you choose a different word there to describe kids there champ
chris71sk8r 8
Should've told him he was ugly and his parents plan on giving him away. I'm jk. just give him an evil stare.
mattelijah 0
ur def. not man.
tencalories 3
uhhhh english?
KkoolAid 0
*Dramactic Pause* The evil Eye
rompgr 0
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bgo7 0
only Hollywood makes people look gorgeous when they cry...real people look well...ugly haha
shakeTHEworld 12
Uh-oh, kids can never lie.
unknown33429 0
Nobody looks good while crying. Everyone looks ugly when crying.
unknown33429 0
Sorry I can't edit that redundancy out from my iPhone.
CitrusGirl 0
My little brother once tried to steal a toy from a nursery by hiding it in his mouth. He said he was just chewing a big piece of gum. Kids lie.
browntiga 0
only about things that benefit them. my cousins lies only when it has something to do with him. if it's related to someone else he'll tell everyone the truth
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
This FML was posted on YouTube lol!
hihi1212 1
LOL thats hilarious! kids say the truth so we all know its true!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Most people don't look so hot when crying, OP. I'm sure you're not ugly.
hihi1212 1
you sure?
Exeedingmango 0
Yes. I think she's sure.
Deepfsyl 2
Woman are always beautiful even when they cry.
CitrusGirl 0
I agree with 14. The most beautiful girl I know looks horrible when she cries. I have yet to meet someone who can make crying look attractive.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#91 I'm just trying to be nice.
flighted 1
69 just made me smile:) dudes can be so cute and sweet at the moments us girls feel disgusting and ugly....except for this 6 year old lol
Blueglasscup 18
Harsh 91 haarrssh...