Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Top comments
Zarcissa 34
Please tell me they were drunk out of their minds... Because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
The perfect match.
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Comments (91)
amzee96 18
Straya! but seriously, messed up things happen here all the time.
zaidthunder1 27
Maybe it's some extreme pee fetish?
sillygirl247 14
How is this a FML, it has absolutely nothing to do with your life.
MsFit 17
Once you see something, it can never be unseen. Most people wouldn't want to see their neighbors peeing in the middle of a busy street. Plus, if his neighbors are strange enough to do this in the first place, who knows how they act around the neighborhood.
thehylianguy 10
ew
teacupofsunshine 29
Marking your territory? odd i thought that only works with animals and such. hehe I'd watch out for them, they seem wild. Good luck op. free entertainment i guess.
fuckmecuz 6
Welcome to straya
Kuibe 18
You really start to wonder what was going on in their heads.
klol101 11
That must have "Pissed" you off.
Emmy0806 6
That didn't happen. I hate when people make FMLs up
so_this_is_me 24
Where in the world do these kind of people come from? What kind of grown adults do stuff like this? FYL OP.