Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Top comments
Zarcissa 34
Please tell me they were drunk out of their minds... Because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
The perfect match.
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Comments (91)
Rgh001 1
Sounds like f their l not yours
WOTAN1488 24
Growdy to the maxy pad.
simply_meeeee 26
This needs to be explained
jgriff79 23
You have some classy neighbors!
bassfisher100 23
what the hell...?
yeongji 31
If he ever moves in with her, that is if he hasn't already, and he decides to be friendly to the neighbours by giving them freshly cooked cookies, at least you now know what you should be doing with them.
MonstreBelle 29
Your neighbors have piss-poor ettiquette and manners
FSGInsainity 15
mabey they're part cat and were marking their territory
more4me 27
You win the prize for this month's most original FML!
somelildude 14
That's a bit of a piss off...