Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
Matrix_Redeemer 6
You sure they weren't just going somewhere or if it was a girl he knew. Might not actually be a date.
southernpride567 8
I believe that she may be over reacting and that this "date" was just him settin up a plan with a friend of his.
Salzerz 6
I would've dumped him straight away!
Mimical 3
You do realize doing what you said just makes her look like a ****. And just gives him something to save to his computer
mybubbles2000 13
You deserve so much better. And you will find the right guy. Be strong and don't give up. But yeah I hoped you dumped his ass.
mybubbles2000 13
Besides. Who knows what kind of creeps are out there.
jwill19 3
Should have called one of his friends and started flirting white him
TitTat13 8
I wouldn't of just sat there and listened to it id of been getting into car headed to his place to kiss his butt.
cryssycakesx3 23
mwah!
buckeye1 9
Why would you kiss his butt? maybe kick it but sure as hell not kiss it lol
_CauseBatMan 5
Maybe it was just a prank?... To see what you would do I guess.... At least you kept you temp op :)
ninety 25
In that cAse, it was a horrible prank.
Omniprism 15
You just sat there? I would have hung up. At least you know he's a cheater AND a dumb ass.