Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
worldclassrager 41
You waited probably to see what would happen right? Sorry OP you'll find a better catch in the sea of men/boys
lina21 12
I guess he's not much of a boyfriend. Why did you sit there and listen? Hang up on him!
brianneidk 4
I hope you broke up with him..
domadea 4
Was he actually your boyfriend or was that a figment of your imagination
robertmil90 10
hmmmm red flag
pesukarchu 11
Did he think he mutted his microphone while he talked to the other girl? Because if he didn't, it's very likely that it wasn't a romantic date but a platonic date. Unless he's an A-class bag of worms in which case why the heck did you stay on the call and didn't break up with him? And if he thought he mutted it, then same answer. But you know, you *can* have a friend-date with someone who is a girl and there aren't any romantic feelings there. They're called friends and you don't always need to meet in a group to hang-out with friends. Maybe those two just wanted to catch up alone? It's not a bad thing. But in any case - there's too little information here to pass an "what an asshole!" judgement, because in the same way someone could say you're being "overly clingy and paranoid".
bogart20 13
I hope u dumped him right there
JuanJavierRamos 5
long distance relationships never work :/
ringdonut90 6
I hope you dumped him straight away! Ugh some men eh!
Hinup 11
there's this button you can use to stop a video chat.. though, if you could hear and see him do that.. you have ebough reasons to go kick his ass