Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
ladoom 23
Hanging up would have been silly! This way she knows how he is and can plot her revenge, or just leave him depending on the type of person OP is
gracehi 33
Plot twist: OP isn't his girlfriend. She's his delusional friend, and he set up a date with his girlfriend.
love_me_electric 20
This is exactly what I was thinking. No one is stupid enough to cheat right in front of their girlfriend.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Yes they are. The dumbest guy I've ever dated actually flirted with the waitress right in front of me, then took her number when she handed it to him. Then he had the nerve to whine because his foot hurt where I'd smashed it with my high heel. We'd been dating for a few months, too, but fortunately not any after that! :)
mooman36 15
When you say date do you mean a romantic one? Or was it just a meeting of a couple of friends? Irrelevant if she is a girl or not, if they are friends when there is no problem here. If it is romantic then dump him and fyl. If it is platonic then you nee to stop moaning that he has other women in his life other than you and ydi.
MLardinos 14
I agree with you but I have to add that if he has cheated before then that is the only except able reason to get all mad like OP is.
mooman36 15
@#93 Of course you are correct, there obviously is more to this than we are seeing. For all we know they are in an open relationship but she doesn't appreciate him making dates infront of her. Or as you suggest he has a history of cheating, very good point.
Rebles 15
He is definatly a keeper, he can multitaks, and is highly regarded, socially. Really anything you could want. Don't let that diamond slip our of your grasp.
Rebles 15
*definitely
umerin 32
Dump his ass, that's not okay.
zombraingirl 11
I hope you dumped him right then and there.
zandalee 20
And he's your boyfriend because?
the_boyo_cgw 10
you mean "ex" boyfriend
tiarnatargaryen 23
I feel like there's something missing here. OP could be over analysing a friend situation into something more.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Not even being discrete about cheating? That's probably the lowest someone can go. Dump him and maybe plot some revenge