Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
Ki11erC 18
Was it actually a date or just meeting a friend that's a girl? Seems quite ballsy and stupid to do if it was a date.
Lsidak715 8
Op what did you say after that
HazelGrace 10
You dumped the ass right? You should have started talking really loudly about how you were dating though. He's not worth it sorry
type1diabetic 12
That sucks OP. You deserve someone better, that treats you right :)
skyeyez9 25
If you didnt dump him, you are a doormat and will deserve the shit treatment for tolerating it.
happyfingers 15
Um... Not to be insensitive but... Are you SURE he was your boyfriend? And that he knew it? Surely nobody could be THAT stupid...
cloudygirl5 16
:(
BexBaby86 21
Definitely would have broke up with him. What a dick. Sorry OP.
arianenv 5
Now you must decide, will you use your invisibility for good or for evil?
nitrog100 21
1) Are you sure that he's actually your boyfriend and not just a friend? 2) Are you sure that he was planning a date and not just a night out with a friend?