Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Depending on how eager you were to get that parcel, you might've started a never ending loop.
arandomperson97 19
Surprise!
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Comments (32)
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Well you still have to take care of it, or it turns into a suspended licence.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Wow.. This is a new way of issuing tickets. Guess you hear sank when you saw it.. Deepest condolences
SnailMail 12
What does 'sank' sound like?
EmoKami 21
I imagine the sound of a big round stone dropping into water not quite high enough to splash, so it makes that "bloop" sound.
edward_cooper 10
popo RUN!
heatherrr17 19
I laughed because I thought your comment said "poop" run. Lmao
purple_bunnies 20
How big was the speeding ticket that the envelope didn't fit in your mail box?
zonzon_fml 2
It's because it had to be handed to me directly so it can't be "lost". They wanted to be shure that I got it because I had a certain number of days to pay the fine or to plead non-guilty.
species4872 20
Reminds me of a story I once heard- Man gets ticket with photo of car speeding. Man sends photo of money to cops. Cops send photo of handcuffs. Man pays fine. Don't know if it was ever true though.
MisstressNicole 20
I heard it years ago from a comdien. So I'm going to guess it was a just a joke. Though at this point someone may have tried it.
creditless 14
send it back... "wrong address"... happens all the time