Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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lynzykins 0
your skin is paper. go see a doctor.
FuzzyPeachez 0
haha. fail.
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pajamurao 0
you either have sensitive skin, or your pressing too hard on your leg with the tool.
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
maybe you should stick to the horrible scent of nair ( cream that allows you to wipe unwanted hair off ) & a good smelling bath :] just an ideaaa !
xobarbienickkxo 4
ive done thatt!!
hubbabubbba 0
what does OP mean??
hubbabubbba 0
come on guys plz tell me!!!
hubbabubbba 0
WHAT DOES OP MEAN!!!!!
RyGan 0
Obese Penguin
radmuffin 12
You dumbass. Ever heard of google? Figure it out yourself.
WhatANoob 0
Original Poster. You stupid Americans were to greedy to tell him what OP meant. but that Ornamental Penis Is a good one.
SarahBearXoX 0
what a nob*
peace2213 0
it means original poster no joke
hubbabubbba 0
ummm, imma "her"
marine10_fml 0
not all Americans are greedy, you savage.
CyclonePsycho 1
85: Oh, shush up. They're just messing with him. :P Anyway, I think it means "Oversized Pizza"
mb2_native 15
120, I'm native so I find that comment somewhat offensive.. I've been called that numerous times over the years alongside other names. So please refrain from calling someone else a "savage", as here and there it may have some offense to someone else other than myself.
Ray_2808 0
wow you suck!!
RyGan 0
This sounds like something stupid an MLIAer would do
sindy23 0
California girls are unforgettable
LookinLikeDrake 0
I couldn't ******* agree more,
shiarrael 13
:| That plastic tool isn't that sharp. If you managed to cut yourself with it, you had to be pushing pretty hard. #14, lots of people cut themselves shaving...it has nothing to do with "failing at life".
lu95 16
ain't that the truth :)
CyclonePsycho 1
Meh, the way they make razors now, it's nearly impossible to cut yourself... unless you're shaving dry skin. OP, just use soap and water to lather up your legs, buy a good razor, and you'll be fine.
shiarrael 13
Not necessarily true. It's a sharp metal blade; if it slips, it can still cut you very easily.
nellyphant 18
I did the exact same thing when I used it mainly because veet is shit and the hairs only came off if I pressed really hard despite me leaving it on for the recommended time
hubbabubbba 0
come on guys! what does OP mean!
Zeishah 26
Original poster
mkav06 0
original poster