Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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lynzykins 0
your skin is paper. go see a doctor.
FuzzyPeachez 0
haha. fail.
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Comments (150)
sindy23 0
hahaha that's funny!
perdix 31
Which girl are you in the picture? There is no wrong answer -- you are both . . . *faint*
LookinLikeDrake 0
agreed
protwtf 0
Probably a fatty holding the camera..
perdix 31
protwtf, I'll bet the girl holding the camera was a smokin' hot redhead. Girls as gorgeous as those two don't hang around with fatties -- even their wannabes have to be sexy.
freakizoid_5000 0
I need to ask... how did you do that?
nood_fml 0
I bet you it's off the Internet....
agamid 1
yeah... i decided to try home waxing once as i always cut myself shaving, but i had an allergic reaction to the wax and my legs stayed red and spotty for about 3 days...
pajamurao 0
that's why you test it first
zerobahamut03 2
omg that happened to me... it was on my chest though. never again......
airforce987 20
lol, you must fail at life pretty badly if you can't even shave your legs without cutting yourself. I guess it happens so much that you must be emo by now
marine10_fml 0
airforce987, your picture is awsome.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
i like your pic also
redtigerlily 5
tracing paper skin :]
Rawr1918 4
wow, that's just...genius
SarahBearXoX 0
massive fail. poor diddims got a cut -_-
calexis17 0
it's tuff being a girl. Guys have it so easy.
MuuuChuuu 5
wow I didn't even think that was possible....op u must have some major sensitive skin
tomas12 0
calexis your hot!
brianna12 0
18-dammn straight. these are words of truth.