Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
lynzykins 0
your skin is paper. go see a doctor.
FuzzyPeachez 0
haha. fail.
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Comments (150)
nicholaslim 0
wow 3, nice picture ;D
pervy_sage 3
good god! it means original poster! you could've just googled it
Magimus 1
no we don't 18 we have to deal with you girls!
hubbabubbba 0
ughhh! everybodys giving me diff answers! what does op mean?
Silentstrike 11
Original poster... now shut up!!!
marine10_fml 0
hey! we don't act like ******* brainless cocks to others!
pervy_sage 3
google that shit...but it really is original poster
alex112094 5
lolzorz
sugarr0babby0 0
Hahha, Maybe you shouldn't use 'sharp' objects ...... a
jessicams 0
Do you know how terrible that stuff is? it's basically a chemical to burn up the hair.
Dr_Uglord 0
safety Fail
kaileigh10 2
hmmm. sounds a little unbelieveable. but I guess anything is possible.