Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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Nenita24 0
why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!
samanthadude 0
damn bird!
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Comments (285)
Ella_fml 17
Oh no, OP, you were robbed of a $5 sandwich you left unattended... Your life is permanently f***ed. I feel so sorry for you, considering the electric device you used to post this FML cost how much in comparison? It is quite disappointing that idiots like OP make Canadians look dumb. Thanks for that.
seanreddog 4
Hey losing food when you're hungry is a lot worse than just losing a couple bucks so it is a fml cuz he'd got his hopes up now I'm Hungarian hungry.
ndiesal 0
back to back fml's mentioning bacon...
QWERTYCommander 5
YDI for leaving your sandwich unattended. YDI for getting napkins after JUST ONE BITE. YDI for not buying another one when the seagull snatched it up. It's just $6, you probably had more than that in your wallet. But FYL because you were deprived of a Baconator. Those are awesome.
QWERTYCommander 5
My editing time was up, so I have one more for you. YDI for eating it outside. A few minutes in a fast food place never hurt anyone, and what would there be to look at outside? But if the Wendy's was that unbearable, I might give you a pass on this one.
rawrimadinosour 0
At least you have napkins. =]
Fitzx 0
I'd shoot it with my paintball gun
aprilsapples 0
so you carry your paintball gun while you go to wendys?
samanthadude 0
Duh! You have to be prepared at all times :)
buckfasthero 0
When anyone comes on here pleading for sympathy after losing something like $20 everyone on here never shuts up about how they need to get over it and it isn't a 'true' fml (and rightly so, I mean, $20 ******* dollars). This douche is a burger down and everyone is sympathetic. Buy another one and quit whining you bitch. That's what you get for being stupid and not taking the bloody thing with you.
QWERTYCommander 5
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BuddyChristSays 0
best comment ever
JulzKay 0
LOL, that seagull is pretty bad-ass! Too bad about your sandwich though!
natural711 6
dumbass never leave food unattendedwho knows someone would gave taken the time to wipe their balls with it and left it for u to eat hahah salty balls...-_-"
NvG439 0
once I tossed an alkastezer in the air and a seagull snatched it, little did I know that it's chemical are kinda explosive it's for stomach pains an such so the seagull's stomach exploded u can tell cuz it went down like a ww2 airplane that jst got shot down so yea don't try that( a hell y'all gonna do it anyway) (;