Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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Nenita24 0
why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!
samanthadude 0
damn bird!
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Comments (285)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
damn that sucks op. nxt time kill da darn thing
LexSwift 17
Um... I eat Baconators when I go to Wendy's, and they aren't the lightest burger around. They're actually pretty heavy compared to others. I'm not sure if I believe a seagull could pick that up...
MaxSnacks 0
Maybe OP is a fatass and ate half the burger in one bite, therefore letting it be light enough for the seagull to pick up.
luvsmebaby 0
ahahaha. that's not rude at all...
seanreddog 4
I was watching monsterbird somethin on history channel today and it says bird can lift half their weight.
Janah_the_ENP 0
Why the **** would you leave your food sitting unattended outside?
ksousa80 0
lesson learned?
kaileigh10 2
YDI for leaving your food unattended DF.
ninjasaurous 0
Baconators are nummmyyyyy and are heavy. So really the seagull wouldn't be able to pick it up(:
MaxSnacks 0
You are very pretty :)
MaxSnacks 0
Whoa, wrong comment placement.^
pingpongpickle 8
yeah and I always hear those stories about people finding nasty things in their fast food like bugs, hair, fingers..
peacelovekat 0
21:agreed
BethiiGeex 0
gueesswho, lmao and "you're" famous are you real? BROOKELLE BONES -cough (: fakes these days;)
ShadowPunkChick 1
You deserve it! You left it there out in the open. Why the **** would you leave your food outside where anyone/thing could get to it. Someone could spit in your food while you're gone or piss in your soda cup. Or the person in charge of cleaning off tables could throw it away. You should have just taken your tray with you, idiot. BTW if you leave your food unattended anyplace that is not your property, anyone could legally just go take it. Or anything in this case.. And since it was last in your possession and nothing went wrong during the making or preparation of the food, the restaurant wouldn't have to do a dammed thing about it. Think about that next time.
pingpongpickle 8
maybe op was eating w/ somebody else and left the pperson there to watch over the food..but they didn't do a good job..
FiveStar83 0
That must have been one big ass bird!!! It'll be funny as hell the that bird ***** out a baconator on a person or car. lol!! Hopefully a person. haha