Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I tried to get a picture of a cute cat while on my morning walk. The cat didn't run away scared, it was even as if he knew it was "strike a pose" time. Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my breakfast bagel. FML
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swanheart 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
gosh_mate 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha
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Comments (61)
hantu69 22
seagull help you stay on diet . Haha
Rkikkas9713 25
How exactly is starving part of a diet?
swanheart 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
shiba10 26
Haha I suppose so but they're just so savage... Seagulls 1 Me 0 :(
JMichael 26
No what OP should of done was chase that seagull down and get his damn sandwich back in any way possible.
swanheart 35
Possibly #18 but I think he might have struggled to follow the bird if it decided to fly off...!
gobiteme2 34
OP cheer up and get revenge. Most seagulls will come back to same spot to see if they can get some more. Ever seen a seagull with a mouth full of Tabasco sauce in their mouth.
datass63826 9
Happened to everyone before.
NeatNit 33
I don't know about you, but I've never seen anybody's food get snatched from his hands by a bird!
momo3p 22
lol I have
domolovesyoshi 33
I have never once had this happen nor have I seen it happen however I have heard it happen before to my Dad
TheLastCenturion 19
Happens, mate. Nothing to do but laugh it off and...yeah.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Your lucky all it took was your food and not your SOUL*evil seagull laughter in the distance*
bigbluetardis 21
*You're
KhaleesiDannie 26
Y du I alwais git dwn vorts 4 tipos? fml
Jachin357 28
Those birds have no shame!
TAntobella 14
Think in perspective. The cow your hamburger was made of: "Today after a miserable life spent in a factory farm, a human has stolen my calf from me, then cut my throat. FML" We all steal from others, don't we..
TooManyProblems 13
Found the Vegan
TAntobella 14
Ahahahah 37 people can't handle the truth!
gosh_mate 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha
xKrisSmoove 21
What if they are back in Finding Dory?
Avi8r 22
This is actually really funny considering OP lives in Australia where Finding Nemo took place
shiba10 26
Haha I live in the same city too
LostInTheZone11 29
Mine mine mine mine mine. "Oh would you just shut up?! You rats with wings." Nigel the Pelican.
FrankHotpants 31
I definitely feel you on that one, I've had the same thing happen to me. Those shipyard seagulls are savages. I've seen them take a guy's breakfast burrito and come back to throw the aluminum foil at him.
Tarlachia 33
Next time, take something to catch/shoot down a seagull, strip the feathers off, and cook the seagull. Slap it between a pair of burger buns and eat it in front of those seagulls.
katelng09 16
Someone has a disturbing imagination...
SystemofaBlink41 27
**** the downvotes, this made me laugh.