Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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Top comments
Nenita24 0
why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!
samanthadude 0
damn bird!
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Comments (285)
OwNowBrownCow 0
where's Jim Gaffigan?
ivygirl 0
hahahahahaha
missyfarnes 2
it wasn't a seagull, it was me!! thank you, it was delicious!
BuddyChristSays 0
looking at you and you are hot but u don't eat fast food
ZeroMachine 3
Today, a seagull had a massive coronary.
mspencer809 3
hahahaahahaha FML(:
chantelfurtado 0
that must have been a smart ass bird
OfficialxAmber 0
Haha. That flippin' sucks.
Primus_fml 0
You lost a hamburger and your life is ******?Lol
MaxSnacks 0
Oh no, Primus, you forgot the space after the question mark! :O I guess everyone DOES make mistakes. Go figure.
Primus_fml 0
Ffffffuuuuuuuuu!!!! Well I am on a phone.
Oreogasm 5
who cares? go get another one.
longboardjunkie 0
Clearly, you've never had a craving for The Baconator.
idio_fml 0
Wait... First of all, I agree with #25. Second of all, How the **** can a seagull take away a full sized baconator?! That weighs a pretty good amount.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Never underestimate a hungry seagull.
shadowPlayer 6
What did you expect! YDF