Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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badonis 0
that kid is an asshole
Haelous 0
The gift that keeps on giving!
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Comments (58)
JustAGirl_fml 0
You should have asked him if he had punchface too.
Sallen 0
BBAAAHHH that sucks sooo bad. i had lice twice it's the anti fun. OTC stuff works really well now though.
smm_fml 3
my little sister (then 6) gave me lice at least twice my senior year of high school. it was so embarrassing. the worst part? my family made me treat her and refused to help me with the combing with the special comb you have to do afterwards or later to check if they were actually gone.
uthinkurfunny 0
that sucks guess u know who's priority
keitachi 0
omg that's gonna itch like crazy.
crazycar 0
holy crap that's just f*cked up. but it's hilarious. I cant stop laughing.
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
#25 I don't see how you insult people so much when you spell like such an idiot.
Shwanzy 0
Time for a helmet...
mizled 0
knowingly sending a kid to school with lice is rude and immoral. it also constitutes as neglect in some places...
rustyxpenguin 0
i got lice like 3 years ago. it sucked. mayonaise wrap your head using plastic wrap and leave it in overnight, washing it in the morning. it will be gone and your hair will be super soft and healthy looking. trust me. it works. but that kid is an ass
soandso 0
HAHAHAH I would cry.