Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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badonis 0
that kid is an asshole
Haelous 0
The gift that keeps on giving!
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Comments (58)
Paredero 0
Haha, you were Owned by a little kid! (Really, i will kill myself)
Mattardz 0
What a ****** little kid. I'd find it difficult not to strangle him.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahaha that reaallyy sucks!!!! its so funny though! is he retarded though?
podrummer9209 0
What a little bastard.. What the hell is wrong with parents these days that their kids think giving other people a parasite is acceptable? On a related note, another kid was shot to death while sniping schoolkids with an airsoft rifle. Again, wtf? I mean, last time I shot a person with my airguns I was 8, and I got the **** beat out of me. Never shot a person again til I started playing milsim.
pb_fml 0
You should have ended the kid right there.
BrEnNo1023 5
hahahahahahaha 'ended the kid' so cruel, but so abrupt and funny. his parents really need to be ended, and he needs a family that can teach him that lice need to die, not be shared.
Neuromancer 0
Lice -- Its the gift that keeps on giving.
sotopop123 0
O that sucks
talkandplay326 0
gosh that kid is such a brat.
l2333 0
that really is ******* sad...that you havent had sex
Jennandco 25
What the hell has sex got to do with this?
Jmerridew124 5
That would be one of those people I like to cal "kickees." I have formed a special club of people I believe deserve a New Balance in the face.