Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Top comments
sireen 0
...you could also use your hands and pull them down
graciegirl 0
"so i used force" love the choice of words haha
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Comments (125)
lazyshmuk69 0
i dont understand why the girls in here are getting bent out of shape over this, when they say "it cant hurt that bad" when we guys get hit in the testicles. you literally want to die. puking and pissing your pants sometimes. sometimes pissing blood. so until you start puking and pissing blood, you all cant say a word.
DameGreyWulf 1
Depends on where the chick got hit. If she got hit in this pisser, maybe she WILL piss blood.
19zo19 0
doud i no it was ur first time but shit u have to calm down i no u wanted to get all up in that but if u dont take ur time u might end up doing .....well wat u did
LizBathory 0
Oh man, This was the funniest thing I've read all day. I burst out laughing. If my boyfriend did that I'd for sure laugh about it, after I got over the pain.
junewind 1
that sounds like it hurt. and im not saying it wouldnt hurt for a guy to get kicked in the balls either. getting hit in the love making parts hurts everybody :P
shelbums 0
haha, thats happened to me before. except i'm the girl and i got knee'd.
Megadeth_fml 0
it probably didn't hurt
argh_gesh 0
I was on the receiving end of the exact same situation last week, and it totally killed the mood for me. The guy was such a sorry wreck, that the sex we then had (that i no longer felt like having) lasted less than a minute. It wasn't exactly painful, more awkward than anything... I shot him down after that, and he still won't stop texting me.
Marcus86 0
Did you at least offer to kiss it and make it better?
Bittchhammer 0
done the same thing, know the embaressment. best to kiss it better and carry on regardless to be honest
Hockeylover87_71 0
hahaha, at least it wasn't you