Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Top comments
sireen 0
...you could also use your hands and pull them down
graciegirl 0
"so i used force" love the choice of words haha
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Comments (125)
Einstein714 0
ydi for wearing boxers
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
if you think that winding up in you gf's crotch f*cks your life, then fyl indeed.
elfshadow 0
The part everyone seems to missing, is that for that kind of behaivior, you must be like 15. Sex isn't just jamming yourself into a random orifice, its getting her kitty purring, you get humming, and both of you get involved. YDI for sucking at sex, the internet is out there, try learning how it's done. Otherwise you can look forward to boring sex, fake orgasms (if the girl is sweet and stupid), and snickering. I can't knock rough sex if you are both into it, but this just sounds like incompetence.
kaelendra 0
this is a fhl not a fyl... doesn't hurt as bad as it does for guys but still hurts. on the bright side I bet it killed the mood so hopefully you learned you lesson for next time.
MagicJosh 0
A swollen ****** is a tight ******
ubernerdychick 0
Why couldn't you have just used your hands to pull 'em down? YDI and now it looks like your going to have to be more dependent on your hands from now on, champ. I doubt your girl would want to get anywhere near you and your FORCE for a while.
F_IVI_L 0
Lmao @ #69
brie3 0
LMAO! WIN!
inu_fml 0
it hurts about as much as getting hit in the shin or something.
monoxide 0
and this is why i free ball =- ) unzip an begin!
flyboy57 0
does kneeing a girl in the crotch have the same effect as it does on a guy?
ky_stone22 0
@77, not even close, but yeah it hurts. i'm a girl and i've been kneed there. it's pretty painful for a bit, but it does go away after like five minutes. for guys...damn, that looks REALLY painful. for girls it hurts, but i think it would be definately worse for guys