Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Top comments
sireen 0
...you could also use your hands and pull them down
graciegirl 0
"so i used force" love the choice of words haha
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Comments (125)
naem 0
Ouch!! (o0.) ...i don't know who I feel more sorry for
Jemm_fml 29
Poor girl got punted by your eagerness. :( YDI!
ellie_naw 0
oh c'mon, you couldn't wait 2 second to remove your ******* underwear?!
BeeSkwaird 0
I want you, I kneed you, oh baby, oh baby.
missbon 0
bahaha love it!
cmac86 24
that's a sign you shouldn't have sex till marriage.
Einstein714 0
sounds like ruff foreplay
mynameisnotjudie 0
To all the girls that say this wouldn't hurt that badly... I've gotten kneed in the crotch before, and it HURT LIKE HELL! It all depends on where you're getting hit - once, I was laying on the ground at my birthday party, and someone ran and jumped over the couch, landing their knee right on my pelvic bone with their entire wieght and bruised the bone... OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I've also gotten kicked between my legs, and even though that doesn't hurt as much, it still is sore for quite a bit. FYgirlfriend's life.
natassjad 22
I once was kicked in the crotch with steel toe boots at full force. The kid swung back his leg all the way and kicked me as I was running toward him (I was 8 and we were playing tag)
normandin131 0
She liked it.
jamiewoodes 0
aha. cuntpunt.
ky_stone22 0
thank you for making my life worth living
kc2_fml 0
KNEED'D